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cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

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sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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wigglytuffer:

first things first i’m

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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